In a film filled with insane outfits, this one wins first prize
The Anabolically enhanced Paul twins are back again in yet another excuse to make muscle jokes. These guys just get bigger and bigger each time we see them. When we first saw them in the Barbarian Brothers they looked downright svelte compared to in this flick. Though to give them some credit, if you’ve seen pictures of them recently they have gone back to more realistic proportions.
This time around they play a couple of bumbling waiters (with either the single worst or single greatest fashion sense depending on how you regard the early 90’s) looking to start up their own restaurant. The bank refuses them a loan because they have nothing but the muscles on their backs for collateral. By chance they wind up in a park serving up their “equity” to the homeless at the same time a business man is meeting with a government agent to turn state’s evidence on a man who was using his trucks to dump toxic waste into the sewer system of L.A. (not sure how they ever noticed). It’s a good thing too because the baddie (Stromm played by the single worst James Bond ever, George Lazenby) hired hitmen to find him and take him out. The dim witted, unarmed twins take these guys out like it was a walk in the park (ugh…sorry).
The man is so thankful that he asks the twins to play babysitter to his nephews. There’s a reason why he thinks Peter and David will work well as their caretakers. See his nephews (spoiler alert) ARE TWINS! To guarantee the twins services he offers them $2500 a day each for a weeks worth of work. In what’s likely to be the least believable scene in the film the guys quickly do the math to determine that it’ll mean $35,000 for their services. They take the job!
As a bonus, LOOK AT THIS GUY'S FACE! KIL IT WITH FIRE!!